Since I just finished school, I have a lot of extra time on my hands. I haven't been reading much lately due to finals, but I did manage to find a hilarious article on here. I have put this article down below for your viewing pleasure. I just cited it for copyright purposes.
Sunlight is for making raisins, not for bloggers. Your skin should be brighter than your monitor.
If your F key falls off, a button will do the trick. In fact, pop off several more keys, and post a picture of your crafty keyboard to Pinterest.
If you have 30 minutes to write a post, spend 29 minutes eating a burrito and watching GIFs, and the last minute trying InStyle hairdos. Then, go to your "EMERGENCY POSTS" folder and retrieve "Pez dispensers we would like to see.doc."
Be generous with your BAMs.
In the blogosphere, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is canonical.
Watching T-Swift music videos counts as research.
Professional writers aren't afraid of using emoticons. O_o
If you aren't suffering for your art, you're not sitting on a Fitball.
If you are writing in a library or study room, set your font to green Courier New and your background to black, and read your post aloud as you type, like they do on TV, and as I am doing right now.
Never end a post with a "Conclusion." Always end with "and then the corn dog mascot and I bounced around in the jumping castle until we threw up."
Blogging about rompers is just like investigating a murder, except most murders only have one victim.
When your parents are like "blogging isn't journalism," tell them, "Yeah, and 'CATS ON KEYBOARDS' will never be a newspaper headline!" You both win this round.